"El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!" (lightningzone)
07/25/2014 at 19:26 • Filed to: None
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"El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!" (lightningzone)
07/25/2014 at 19:26 • Filed to: None | 4
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My annual activity report says that my job achievement and performance ratings are at about 86%.
Why is that good? Because those who overachieved are being sent to overseas offices to help out. The places that need help include Malaysia, India, Poland, Turkey and Kazakhstan.
I don't want to be stuck in one of those places for the next few years and my girlfriend wouldn't accept to give up her job to come with me.
So, even when I did bad, I did good, for me.
lonestranger
> El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
07/25/2014 at 19:33 |
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PS9
> El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
07/25/2014 at 19:42 |
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This is the part of the movie where you reveal that the only person in your department who scored higher than you is a smoking hot intern, who keep flirting with you and touching you in inappropriate places, and who's already made best friends with your wife/GF, so if you tell her, the intern will pull the victim card and your wife will think it's the other way around.
"One Devoted wife...one hot intern...one man caught in the middle. Two women enter, one will leave single. Who will emerge from... THE LIGHTNING ZONE!?"
* CGI logo rolls up, 'highway to the danger zone plays'*
norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback
> El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
07/25/2014 at 19:44 |
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Malaysia: Plane goes missing
India: Bitten by cobra die
Poland: Russia kidnaps you
Turkey: Blown up by terrorists
Kazakhstan: Russia invades and kidnaps you.
Don't go there!!
Diesel
> El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
07/25/2014 at 19:47 |
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Who's that girl?
Anon
> El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
07/25/2014 at 20:00 |
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But dude! Malaysia has some of the world's most beautiful women!
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> Diesel
07/25/2014 at 20:01 |
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No idea, found her using Google pic search, I think she was promoting the Beijing Olympicsc from s few years ago.
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> PS9
07/25/2014 at 20:35 |
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Nope, there are other people who got over 90%, some even got 100%. But thanks for the giggle.
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> Anon
07/25/2014 at 20:41 |
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Well, I doubt that's an avg. looking girl there, and I want to keep my girlfriend. And the society is way too religious for my tastes, they even have a friken' official state religion.